Slow afternoon. Oooh, I have yoghurt still to be eaten!
Yay, that'll get me through the rest of the day.
Go to kitchen, collect spoon. Come back to desk. Sit down. Look at spoon, ponder what that's about. Oh yes, yoghurt... Yay!
Go back to kitchen, collect yoghurt, which will complement the already-collected spoon nicely.
Open yoghurt. Mmmmm... mmmmman-gooooo. I like.
Lick spoon, stare at computer screen, put spoon down into little single serving yoghurt. Start typing.. it's what I do.
Massive spoon has tipped out of teeny-weeny container, splaying massive spoonful of yoghurt in trajectory. Mess. Grab handy wet wipes for this very purpose (never one to be called a slow learner).
Clean up operation complete. Or so I thought...
See, this is where it gets a little blurry. Some how, in the midst of all of this, I must've absent-mindedly scratched my ear. Because I now have yoghurt in my hair, and in my ear. Which appears to have been a lot easier to do than it has been to undo.
I've heard yoghurt is good for the skin.
I have a very healthy right ear now.