Mills insisted that I post this link. I don't know why. Although I must admit, I do shake tush every time I hear HA-BAN-NANA!
I haven't set fire to anything this week, but I was thinking about my track record. As far as I can recall the following items have spontaneously combusted in my presense at one stage or another: one potatoe, one butternut, one heated teddy (the microwaveable beads kind), one towel and most recently, a bread roll.
You can stop applauding now.
I recently saw an advert for microwaveable slippers. I think I want a pair...