It's always good to know you're not on your own... this received in response to my biking-incident:
Koeks, it's impossible not to laugh at your stories! All I can see is Mills's arse sticking in the air with a bike between his...Well, you get what I'm saying!
Speaking of funny stories....did I tell you my shoe story?
Briefly (to avoid boredom):
Arrived in London for my first job
Found correct bridge (of many)
Ran along bridge - and broke both my shoes
Threw both my shoes away
Arrived at work...no shoes
Met my boss...sweating, with no shoes
Went to the board meeting....no shoes
Was introduced to the CEO...again....shoes?
Told him he had to employ me 'cos I am a poor white girl from Africa.
Must go - actually have work to do but again, briefly:
I HAD NO FREAKING SHOES ON!