- You get a new ring, new clothes and new shoes.
- Lots of presents. I like presents.
- You get to go on a decadent, smoochie holiday.
...have children:
- You get to call them things like "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii", "Fish and Chips" and "Sexfruit".
- You get to dress them in things like this.
- You get a pram to run over other (pramless) shopper's toes - with 'inadvertant' aggression.
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Hahahaaaaa.
Koekie, you crack me up!
Sexfruit?? Please, tell more...
Unfortunately, Vendetta, I can't claim to have come up with that name. I wish I did.
The most inventive names I can think of for potential offspring are "ChingChing" (Japanese slang for penis) and "Twat". Otherwise, I've always been a fan of random numbering (Seventeen and Nine were always favourites)
God I hope you have children soon!
Wait, you've posted an article about people with weird names?
What about people with weird second and third names? Ahem...
Catalyst, I know not of what you speak. Now shut it.
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