Koekie to Mills [smacking him on the shoulder]: You know, you should let me walk through narrow walkways first.
Mills: What? Why?
Koekie: IF you were a gentleman, you would step back for me.
Mills: IF you were a lady, you wouldn't fart in front of me. Wanna keep playing this game?
Koekie: Damn.
Silence.
Koekie [slips her arms into Mills's]: I burp too.
Mills: I know, that was going to be my next argument.
Koekie: I got nothing.
Equally un-genteel. What a touching moment.
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Farting. We all do it. Sometimes I light mine but only when I am wearing cotton clothes - experience has tought me that polyester is highly flamable.
Ha ha ha!
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