Friday, August 05, 2011

Proper consumption of Zoo Biscuits

The absolutely wrong way to eat a Zoo Biscuit: 
Friendships have ended over less. 

Everybody who's anybody knows that the first step in Zoo Biscuit consumption is to nibble the edges, like so:

Then (as a personal preference) I like to eat the biscuit off the back, whittling down to sugar only. 

The next bit is where opinion's differ. Some people choose to lick the animal icing off the top at this stage. They are wrong. What you should do, is nibble around the white icing, gnawing the appropriate animal-shaped cut-out. Then you consume the white icing and sugar layer at your leisure. 

Your Zoo Biscuit treat is now complete. And my job here, is done. 

NB: The squirrel/flat tortoise/amorphous blob was saved from incorrect consumption -

*No Zoo Animals were harmed in the making of this blog*

1 comment:

rd said...

I make sure it's right up there in my list of Get-To-Know-People questions:
1. What is your name?
2. Where do you work?
3. How do you eat a Zoo Biscuit?

Friendship yes/no?