Sticking with visa issues... this: "You have never holidayed before... therefore we find it strange that you should want to go on holiday now. Visa application: declined."
And then there's this woman, who does NOT have violent tendencies. I bet her ex-boyfriend begs to differ, seeing as she "caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain..."
I'm not sure what he did to deserve that treatment, but I'm guessing it was something stupid - like point out that she was acting irrational, or asking if it was 'that time of the month.'