I was eating snoepje (sweeties) today, and thoroughly enjoying it too. The Dutchies are known for their dropjes - licorice drops - and I love them.
Anyway, so I'm shnacking away on my shnoepje, when Jejo walks up and helps herself while casually stating.. "they use bull semen to make this stuff."
I repeated. "Bull semen?"
"What the hell are you guys talking about?" said Duckface from across the room.
Jejo repeated her statement. The fourth (loud) utterance of "bull semen" got KC's and SSAK's attention too.
Right, so now we have five colleagues productively discussing whether there could possibly ever be bull semen in something as pure as licorice. Think of how many child-like palates have been corrupted if this is the case...
Of course, I refuted her claim and turned to google, as one does, in absurd instances such as these.
'Licorice ingredient bull'
Nothing of interest in that search. So narrow it down a bit more. Offer a bit more info... at this stage, I had everyone gathered behind my computer, still twittering about the possibility of dropje containing anything more corrupt than aniseed.
'Licorice ingredient bull semen'
Result! "black... licorice... contents... semen... bull..."
Can anyone guess where this is going?
Porn. PORN. PORN. PORN.
My colleagues collapsed with collective shock and mirth behind me, while I squealed and frantically tried to click away.
Stop it, stop it, stop it! Faak! Make it go away! AAAAAH! Oh god, faaak! This is NOT funny! Jejo, if I get fired I'm dragging you with me! You and your fucking bull semen!
Full frontal, penetrative porn. And it wasn't just one image. No no, this was one of those charming websites that open more windows the more you try to click away.
PORN PORN PORN BULL SEMEN PORN.