This story is not funny.
It is not funny because two men died. And men dying is not funny, even if it is due to mature poo. It is also not funny because it mentions bull sperm. And bull sperm equals porn.
In other news, joggers in North Holland have more to worry about than mere muggings. Apparently, after four years of harrassment, an evil eagle is finally making headlines. She's probably just pissed off that she hadn't been allocated her 15 minutes of fame yet.