Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Downhill

Yesterday, a lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.


I don't care who you are... that's funny. And no, I don't have anything better to write about.

13 comments:

Peaches said...

Hahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaah!

Well the peanut gallery thought it was funny. But this peanut gallery member is blonde and pretty much finds anything funny.

:)

kop said...

Good god no!

Catalyst said...

Q: What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen?

A: Don't take her on a second date...

Koekie said...

Unclassy.

Peaches said...

Unhandsome.

Q. What do you do when your unhandsome, unclassy bird is popping a squat on your windscreen?

A. Turn the wipers!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah!

Work/life/crisis/breakdown makes me think Im funny.

Catalyst said...

Oh sod that! The turtle one's funny, but not my-first-date-pooper?

Philistine!

Peaches said...

(Crap it, meant to say turn on the wipers - duoh)

The turtle one is funny cos it could never happen.

The pooper one is funny cos it could happen - dating is like a competitive sport for some women and everyone needs something that gives them an 'edge', a little bit more..

:)

Koekie said...

Peaches, I know you're from Polokwane or Poepalhani or something similarly rural but there will be no more talk of poeping on car bonnets - bird, bug or otherwise!

Koekie said...

That applies to you too, Catalyst.
Both of you. In your corners. Now.

Koekmeister has spoken.

Peaches said...

Buttttttttt mooooooooooooooooom!

Thats like chopping me off at the knees! As a rural ethnic, my favourite things to talk about, after myself obv, are the 6 S's:
Shit (in all forms and in relation to everything)
Shower
Shave
Smooch
Sex
Shot (of alcohol and its effects)
Sport

How will I survive??

ChewTheCud said...

Hehe - Koekmeister ;P

Only classy jokes here people. Bugger! That means I can probably never put a joke on here ;)

Heddles said...

koeks you're lucky cooney isn't a blogger. this post would have been TOAST.

Champagne Heathen said...

I know I'm a bit late but HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!