My (sporadic) rant(s) on life
Yesterday, a lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaah!Well the peanut gallery thought it was funny. But this peanut gallery member is blonde and pretty much finds anything funny.:)
Good god no!
Q: What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen?A: Don't take her on a second date...
Unhandsome.Q. What do you do when your unhandsome, unclassy bird is popping a squat on your windscreen?A. Turn the wipers!Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah!Work/life/crisis/breakdown makes me think Im funny.
Oh sod that! The turtle one's funny, but not my-first-date-pooper?Philistine!
(Crap it, meant to say turn on the wipers - duoh)The turtle one is funny cos it could never happen.The pooper one is funny cos it could happen - dating is like a competitive sport for some women and everyone needs something that gives them an 'edge', a little bit more..:)
Peaches, I know you're from Polokwane or Poepalhani or something similarly rural but there will be no more talk of poeping on car bonnets - bird, bug or otherwise!
That applies to you too, Catalyst.Both of you. In your corners. Now.Koekmeister has spoken.
Buttttttttt mooooooooooooooooom!Thats like chopping me off at the knees! As a rural ethnic, my favourite things to talk about, after myself obv, are the 6 S's:Shit (in all forms and in relation to everything)ShowerShaveSmoochSexShot (of alcohol and its effects)SportHow will I survive??
Hehe - Koekmeister ;POnly classy jokes here people. Bugger! That means I can probably never put a joke on here ;)
koeks you're lucky cooney isn't a blogger. this post would have been TOAST.
I know I'm a bit late but HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!
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