- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- How about never? Is never good for you?
- I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself.
- Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
- I see the stuff-up fairy has visited you again.
- I have plenty of talent and vision - I just don't give a damn.
- I'm visualising duct tape over your mouth.
- This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
- If I throw a stick, will you fetch it?
- How do I set the laser printer to stun...
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Things I'd like to say at work...
Thanks to TC for this... there were 40 in total but I've selected just a few I'd like to use today: