The Great Gatsby, by F. Scott Fitzgerald... Ultra-condensed:
Gatsby: "Daisy, I made all this money for you, because I love you."
Daisy: "I cannot reciprocate, because I represent the American Dream."
Gatsby: "Now I must die, because I also represent the American Dream."
Nick: "I hate New Yorkers."
Where was this in my first year of English?
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