Friday, November 03, 2006

Wonderpants

I was going to be all grumpy today and bitch about how stupid people/neanderthals/'roid-popping vegetables should not be allowed to get driver's licences because they do things like overtake on the wrong side of the road on a blind corner; or turn from the middle lane instead of using the turning lane like good little gerbils; or shoot into an intersection as the robot goes green in the other direction and then STOP, looking completely bemused when people around them get upset... But then I found this and all was good in my world.
“It basically lifts, separates and extends,” aussieBum founder Sean Ashby was quoted as saying. “This design uses all of the natural assets of the person, whether they be big, small or indifferent.”

Male insecurities, begone.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

You gotta be kidding me...
Last time I heard, Women dont wanna be seeing that sort of thing in any manner or form...
Which selfrespecting male will wear a cricket box in public?
Wow... I have not the words

Koekie said...

It's a banana-hammock, with 'Ooomph'...

Revolving Credit said...

I think it's called a 'Nut Bra'

Koekie said...

"You're a nut, bra."

It had to be said. I couldn't resist.

Revolving Credit said...

Hmm...sounds like you like hanging out with nuts.

Koekie said...

That's the point of the wondercup.. no nuts to hang out!